Harbor freight log splitter $679

That would work nicely too.

 

I was thinking flipped upside down and hovering on the end of my Wallenstein!!

With 360 degree rotation, I should be able to grip rounds with ease, split them over my wooden stake bed dump body I am going to build, then once filled, drive over to the shed and dump the body...all without getting of my rump! Just for fun I am...and you can quote me on this because I am going to do it...put cup holders on it just so I can have a frost cold Coke while I do it (I don't drink)!

Not sure if you can picture what I am talking about, but think of an upside down woodsplitter hanging off the end of the boom instead of a grapple in this picture. It can lift excess of 800 pounds at full extension; more then enough for a splitter and round.