“Dry Firewood for Sale” and don’t lie. Every split should be set aside for 2 years if its a great hardwood. Depends on what you’re selling. I sold wheelbarrows for 20 during the summer. It’s whatever works for you.
Out on a Limb BTU's R' us Treemendous Firewood Like jrider said, name means nothing. Quality product and service are MOST important.
A wealthy self made businessman that I know was hosting a meeting at his home, myself and others there were much impressed by what he had done for himself. I heard him say a couple times, “It’s a simple formula, build a quality product, sell it as cheap as you can & stand behind it” .... makes sense to me. That being said,... you could get a couple well endowed female partners and call it Racks & Stacks. Or maybe just “woodies”
A local place is named “who cut one” gets a laugh. I just sell nice dry wood, do a fresh split and have a moisture meter handy. Almost all my clients are returning customers, and/ or friends from church. This year like most, I’ve given more away than sold, and I love it!
Fire me up All fired up Who fireted? (Farted) Wood2U Fire me up buttercup “The Sexy Wood Co” Where you choose the length, hardness and thickness right up to your door! (easy to remember and has the right amount of professionalism and smut about it)
You need to get the young folks money’s! “This renewable, green heat source that has never bullied anyone and can be an excellent therapy companion and is gender neutral”
