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Funny Picture Thread.....4th Attempt!!!!

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    “Dispatch, are they wearing Uggs or Crocs?”

    I like to bring this sort of energy to my real life job. Needless to say it is highly appreciated. lol.
     
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    Retire? Heck no!

    There's a career waiting for him in politics at that age!
     
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    An elderly woman went to buy some cat food and picked up three cans, only to be stopped by the cashier. "I'm sorry," the cashier said, "but we can't sell this to you without proof that you own a cat.
    Unfortunately, some seniors have been buying cat food for themselves to eat, and management requires proof that it's for your pet."
    Unfazed, the woman went home, fetched her cat, and returned to the store. With her furry friend in tow, she was finally allowed to purchase the cat food.
    The next day, she returned to buy two cans of dog food. Again, the cashier insisted on proof of pet ownership. So, the determined woman went home, brought in her dog, and successfully purchased the dog food.
    On the third day, the woman returned to the store carrying a small box with a hole in the lid. Handing it to the cashier, she said, "Would you please put your finger in the hole?"
    The cashier hesitated. "No way, there might be a snake in there!"
    The woman reassured her, "There's nothing in there that could hurt you, I promise."
    Reluctantly, the cashier inserted her finger into the hole, only to quickly pull it out, exclaiming, "That smells awful!"
    With a satisfied grin, the elderly woman responded, "Exactly. Now, may I please buy two rolls of toilet paper?"
     
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