Funny Picture Thread.....4th Attempt!!!!

Haha..you'd be safe. I promise...

 

Those are farm truck FACTS!
There are at least 5-6 like that within a mile or two of my house! I can tell you exactly who is coming down the road without even looking up, just by the particular combination of rattle/squeak/exhaust leak/engine miss...not even kidding!
The one neighbor had an old Dodge with a loose exhaust clamp that rattled in a way that let you know he was coming at least 1/2 mile ahead...which gave you time to hide if you were outside and didn't want him to see you and stop to ask you to work on XYZ, or help with ABC. Well one day when he conned me into working on that truck (didn't disappear fast enough) and I decided to tighten that clamp while I was under there...big mistake, couldn't hear him coming then! I found out later that some of the other neighbors were "mad" at me when they found out what I had done!

 

We had a farm truck briefly in the 60's.

The primary color was some shade of blue that looked like it was applied with a whisk broom.

We called her "Molly"

 

Saw this on the idiot box last night.

There were 30 cows in a field.

28 chickens.

How many didn't?

 

x2

 

say 28 chickens slowly

 

Those guys think they aren't smart, I still don't get it!

 

Me either.

 

10

 

^ ^ ^ This

 

I'd bet story problems sure gave some of y'all trouble in grade school.

 

20 "ate" chickens