Four Words......The Epic Tale :)

The masquerade is over

 

..she found my Viagra.

 

hardly a stiff find.....

 

But a revealing one...

 

"Be on the lookout"

 

out of the blue

 

A members only cookout

 

But they were uniks

 

Not so said Caitlyn

 

Wheaties for every one

 

Here, hold my beer.

 

I've done this before

 

She was here once

 

But I forget why.

 

What shall I do?

 

Pour on the catsup

 

Oh, that poor dog

 

And it's curly tail

 

thronged with thorns, whipped...

 

It barked something profound