My wife was cleaning out a shelf in our spare bedroom and found a box of my stuff from years ago. Some of the contents are; Key tag from the new 1989 Honda civic I bought, my civilian parachute log book, combat infantry badge, owners manual from my cool Seiko dive watch I bought in 1984, Federal Officer belt buckle and a switch blade knife, dog tags taped for military parachuting.
You've got a straw hat full of nuts, sir. Won't see my fat azz jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. Thanks for your service though. I certainly appreciate what our service members did and do for our freedoms.