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  1. rottiman

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    "Life isn't short...……….……...it's the longest thing you'll ever experience!"
     
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    On the wall of the bathroom...

    "Here I sit all lonely hearted. Had to poop,but only farted"

    Or a book title...

    The rising teenage pregnancy problem in Hawaii, by King Kamanawanaleiu.

    Or more Confucius..

    Baseball is wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk.
     
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    There are two sides to every story and the truth is somewhere in the middle.

    Me
     
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    Creditors have better memories than debtors.

    Better to go to bed hungry than rise in debt.

    He who dares nothing need hope for nothing.

    Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. Albert Einstein
     
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    We have to add the Dad joke when you pass a cemetery.

    "People are dying to get in there." :rofl: :lol:
     
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    That's why they put fences around the cemetery, no?
     
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    No. The fence is there to help prevent escaping! :eek:
     
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    Eternity is a long time.
     
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    Confucius say: Man who eat Jelly bean, fart in technicolor... :fart:
     
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    A Lawyer friend once said: If you standing up to your neck in a pile of $#!T, and someone throws bucket of P!$$ at you, what should you do?.............:picard: Keep your mouth "SHUT"! :zip:
     
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    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
     
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    Pine is fine.


    Or, as the progressive elite here would want you to believe we efficiently utilize the environmental improvement characteristics of domestic conifer renewables.
     
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    Two Blow flies were eating chit on a manure pile. They ate until they were both bloated and then began to laboriously climb up the handle of a pitchfork that was stuck in the top of the pile. They perched high above the cobble stones on the end of the pitchfork and one fly began to spread his wings. "I'm going to fly out of here" he said. "Don't try it" his companion said, "You're to heavy right now!" "I know what I'm doing" replied the first fly and began to buzz his wings. "Don't do it man, you're way to heavy" cried the second fly! The first fly shouted "I know my own capabilities!" and let out a great BUZZZZ and leapt from the pitchfork. Where upon he crashed straight to the cobbles far below and was smashed to death! The Moral? "Don't fly off the handle when you are full of Chit"!
     
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    Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down have crack up!
     
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    You are Credited with the best John Wayne line!!! :yes::cool:
     
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    A mans just gotta know his limitations! (Clint Eastwood)
     
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    Life's short....eat dessert first.
     
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    An old man told me once "the man who knows how will always have a job working for the man who knows why".
     
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