A forklift is totally cheating. Stand by while the tribunal decides what punishment (how many cases of beer) to levy.
Weeeeeeeell now waydda minute..... that must mean that chainsaws are cheatin too... ... how long d'you take to tune up a misery whip saw anywho...
Solved my problem! Added 3 supports in the long section. Now I can just cut off the ends, then two cuts on the jig, and none of them fall.....