Have the family and neighbors gather round for a massive creosote fire so I don’t have to pay to dispose of them.
This one has been up for a bit but I always laugh whenever it gets suggested. Anyone need a years worth of random twig kindling and some random honeysuckle wood thrown in?
I can’t believe I have been throwing my ashes away Please people we do not need an ash hoarding thread
I'm doing my part. All of the ashes I have go to my neighbor who has a real long driveway. He gives me 5-gallon pails and when I get one filled, I put it out by the road and he stops on his way home from work to pick it up. He puts the ashes in garbage cans for storage until needed. I don't charge him anything.
There was a post in CL here from someone who had a giant Officer Big Mac (remember him?) from the McDonald's playground in their back yard. I think it was free. Why on earth would you want that... and you'd have to bring a flatbed trailer with a plethora of straps to move it of course. Wish I could've found the post but perhaps it had been bought or taken down...