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Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Timberdog, Feb 13, 2020.

  1. dahmer

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    Don’t forget to ask about the saw!
     
  2. TurboDiesel

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    It is valentine's day...:whistle:
     
  3. TurboDiesel

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    Soon-to-be... X-best friend...
     
  4. jo191145

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    Your right, My bad.
    True story. When I read that ad my brain automatically put “my best friend”into parenthesis. Seems my brain read the sarcasm into all by itself. (Not correct use of punctuation either) but that’s never stopped me :)
    Carry on!!
     
  5. FatBoy85

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    Looks like she got rid of the unnecessary wood in her life, the cut and dried version. Her exes barked up the wrong tree!
     
  6. billb3

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    Maybe she's smart enough to hold onto the bonds.
     
  7. Donny Price

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    Maybe you need to go show her the difference between firewood and kindling hehehe
     
  8. FatBoy85

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    All differentiations of wood are found here...:whistle:;):emb: maybe she needs a better source of Big Timber Units...
     
  9. dahmer

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    After getting screwed over just hope she doesn’t use a chipper on any wood.
     
  10. Reloader

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    Maybe the new girl is a guy.


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    I’m scared and excited at the same time
     
  12. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Like a Richard Crafts in reverse. Any Connecticut hoarder should know this one. Google it
     
  13. dahmer

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    I remember that one now.
     
  14. Timberdog

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    Ain’t touching that with a ten foot pole. Been there, done that. Learned my lesson. Never again. Besides, I’ve moved on and am perfectly content with my life as is. Wouldn’t dare disturb it. Rocking boats sink.
     
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    Just looked up Richard Crafts ......he's about to be set free. 30 years for a 50 year sentence. Remember the movie Fargo ? Shortly after the movie came out, I hadn't seen it yet, I was chipper shopping and my dealer showed me one and said "this is the same one grinding the body in Fargo ". I must look the type to be hit with a pitch like that.
     
  16. dahmer

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    Well? Did you buy it?
     
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    Yes, he sold me a chipper. But then I saw the movie and as usual they messed it up. The bits-o-body were shooting out of where you put the wood in.
     
  18. dahmer

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    He was running it in reverse.
     
  19. TurboDiesel

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    Oh my.
    We were just joking/talking about this over supper with our friends. Lol
     
  20. Pricey106

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    Reminds me of the score I got 2 years ago....A couple was renting a house with a woodstove, he bought 2 log trucks thinking he was there for a long time. I take it things didn't work out, he took off, left her with 2 kids and $950 rent she could no longer afford. There was about 6 cords that needed to be removed off the property in 2 days. 4 cords needed to be bucked, and a cord needed to be chucked up a set of steps outside. She wanted $400, I offered 200 because of the work involved. No hesitation from her, just get it out of here. Poor guy paid all that money, bucked about 2 cords, and hand split, and just had to leave it. She tried selling me his quad, chainsaw, and a row boat, but I had to scrape up the 200 I offered her for the wood the way it was. I think it was 5000 for the whole package. Chainsaw was a beat poulan anyway, and quad was only 2wd.