Corny jokes at the office

We could stop, butt it all hinges on whether or knot we have the heart to

 

If ya wanna dance, pilgrim- I’ll roll a’round with ya.
It’s time for your whippin’, go fetch a switch from the tree out back!

 

I am on pines and needles wondering how long this thread will go on go on for.

 

It wood stop if people would stop pining on.

 

I think you're barking up the wrong tree

 

If the moderators don't hurry up and pull the cord on this thread, I am going to tinder my resignation!

 

Well go on then, leaf!

 

You guys really set the bar high on these. When I first saw the thread I thought it might be some sort of chain gang. I knew it would be a matter of time before one of you would stihl this idea from somewhere. I mean, quit poulan everyone's leg, get off this slab of threads and give this chain a brake, before someone gets their bass throttled! Y'all are just getting rakered over the coals here anyways and I don't really kerf for it. With that I'm out, this is getting dolmar than I care for it to be. I hope nobody expected me to be all sappy about it.

 

He who cuts one in church sits in his own pew.

 

Wait...what?

 

Sorry I was up all night driving around trying to come up with this one so I ended up getting homelite. Now off to saw some logs

 

Dunno if you can actually stack this pile o uglies!

 

My head hurts........and my stumac is queasy! All of Yew please stop!

 

Back in school, I wanted to be one of the pop’lar guys- the girls would swarm like bees to honey (locust)!

 

My Wif saw some of this madness. When she saw your post she just snorted and said "stacked? The whole thread needs to be run through the chipper"!

 

What were Pinocchio’s last words at Notre Dame?

Run one through the chipper.