Jack Straw: "Hey, who left these delicious looking brownies in the telephone booth" Everyone else: "no no no don't...... ohhhh ewwwww!"
Rumor has it Jack Straw has commissioned a well known designer to come up with a new thong for this coming years festivities.................. He says last year's dosen't fit as well...................................
That explains the streaking incedent...poor guy was just trying to have a snack while sitting there...then suddenly realized he had an emergency need for a large body of water to wash his mouth out in!
My friend Ed took his wife to the fair. She had to use the porta potty. When she came out he asked her how the facilities were..... she replied “it was really nice and clean...it even had a purse holder...
I just remember at the GTGG, the guys didn't realize the facilities were unlevel. The ladies told us when they had to actually sit down..