Heeeeyyy!! Wait a second, If you like your women fat, hairy and toothless, Eaton Township, OH is the place for you mdavlee! Plus you can come over and I promise there will always be a cold Busch Light (or 6) with your name on it!!
Currently just south of Columbus, relocating to St Croix USVI in 2015. View from front porch. 80 and sunny all year.
one thing I find really funny is in the "winter" the school kids are wearing jackets because it is "cold" 77 degrees......
To get out of the snowbelt area , you need to be south of Cleveland. A Fifteen minute to half hour drive . There are a few good sports stations.
You have seen the flat land at the GTG's....... 15 minutes south of me (and I'm right between Sean and Dex) is much different.
Here's the Browns radio network listings http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/media-center/browns-programming.html