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Best Jeff Foxworthy, You might be a redneck line you remember.

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  1. Gasifier

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    If you climb to the top of a water tower with a can of spray paint, to defend your sisters honor.............................you might be a redneck!
     
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    You know your in a redneck motel when you call the front desk and say to the clerk "I gotta a leak in my sink" and he says "Go 'head"
     
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    I wrote a bunch of redneck jokes and sent them to Foxworthy… never even said thank you
     
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    If your front porch collapses and it kills more than 3 dogs......

    Yoooooooou might be a redneck....
     
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    If your brother-in-law gets a new house...... And you have to help take the wheels off of it.....

    Yooooooou might be a redneck.....
     
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    If the clerk at the liquor store asks to see ID.... And you show him your belt buckle......

    Yoooooooou might be a redneck. :rofl: :lol:
     
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    If you belong to the firewoodhoardersclub, you............

    If you're a moderator of said club, then you definitely are .........

    If you started said club, :whistle:
     
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    Foxworthy's definition of "redneck" : "A glorious absence of sophistication...."

    Oh yeah, that's me. :thumbs::rofl: :lol:
     
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    How do you circumcise a redneck?
    Kick his sister in the chin
     
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    I thought a real redneck was from the south were they all have sunburn necks
     
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    o_O :rofl: :lol:

    That's funny as hell but let's try to keep it "family friendly". :thumbs:
     
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    I did hesitate posting that figured it was borderline
     
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    It's ok. A bit too "family friendly" perhaps ;) but I just don't want anybody getting carried away.....
     
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    You know your in Redneck country when Hallmark puts "Happy Birthday Uncle Daddy " cards in the drug store..................
     
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    More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

    You think the stock market has a fence around it.

    You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
     
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