Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the liquor store. I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home. I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. It was very warm, and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open. She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window. With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, "I’m a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?" THE ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE
Good one rottiman ! Reminds me of the older, married, middle aged fellow that uncharacteristically stopped at a local watering hole on a hot summers day. A beautiful gal in skimpy clothing came over and sat down next to him and said "I will do anything you want for $150 but only if you can say it three words". He started to blush and get hot around the collar, not knowing how to answer. Then he got a twinkle in his eyes and said "Your on"! "Say it in three words", she prompted." "Okay", he said...... "Paint my House"!
