Aporkalypse

The nation could be facing a bacon shortage, with stocks of the salty strips at their lowest since 1957 due to a surge in demand



NOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!

 

I read the title and thought I was going to see this:

 

Go after all the feral piggies, and BOOM.......end of shortage.

 

looks like fun too!

You have pigs there, Lukem?
If so, I'm on my way!

 

This is what happens when American companies like Smithfield sell out to China.

China gets all the pork they want, and we are left eating turkey bacon

 

Nope. But shooting pigs from a helicopter is on my bucket list.

 

Heresy!

 

that would be fun for sure!

 

I'm thinking we could save the nation from this bacon shortage if we can put this helicopter hunting trip together!
You in, Chris?

 

Anybody got a choppah?

 

So which one perfected that hair do?
Daryl Hall or Donald Trump?

 

Sure...and an ace pilot too...pics proof...


BTW, I just caught what you did with the thread title there TD...

 

Should my wife and I spend the weekend " makin bacon"

 

I'm taking my boys to Mississippi this year to take out a few hogs on some friends property. They are so excited to shoot something other than Ohio game and varmints.

 

That's up to you and her, but if we're getting a vote.......you betcha'.

 

yes!
but watch out for the helicopters!

 

"Honey the guys on FHC want us to make bacon all weekend!" She ran like the Roadrunner!

 

I would suspect that the swine flu issue a couple years back may have a part in this shortage too...

 

That's what the women at Walmart get