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  1. Screwloose

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    Just had soda come out my nose ...
     
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    The angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the heat of the meat.
     
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    Especially where I live! That pretty girl is probably a cousin! Now that’s relativity! :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.

    When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

    Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

    Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
     
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    I thought it was "The angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the mass of the a$$.
     
    Erik B, Feb 18, 2021
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    Lol, never heard that variant but it’s funny. :)
     
    The Wood Wolverine, Feb 18, 2021
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    What if there is no tomorrow, there wasn't one today!
    -Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day
     
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    Dont forget to slop your dripper.
     
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    ............ proportionate to the swerve of the curve...
     
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  10. Eric VW

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    ... to the motion of the ocean.
     
    Eric VW, Feb 18, 2021
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    Those who fail in life often pursue the path of least resistance.

    Keep your words sweet; you may have to eat them sometime.

    Forbidden fruit can make an awful jam.

    Swallowing pride is non-fattening.
     
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    That makes about as much sense as whipping before you poop.
     
    Softwood, Feb 19, 2021
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    About as useful as a screen door in a submarine.
     
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    Or an elevator in in outhouse.
     
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    Or t*ts on a bull
     
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    “Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
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    Hope is the ability to hear the music of the future; faith is the courage to dance to it today.



    One kind word can warm three winter months. Japanese proverb
     
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    You want me to spellcheck that for ya SW?
    :D
     
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    Maybe that goes along with the punching of the clown. Whipping things up a little.
     
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    Nice of you to drop by.

    Ya'll come on back....
    when you can't stay so long.
     
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