Well she has an open invite, but first she has to brew the coffee, make me some eggs with toast and bacon and take the dog out for a walk. Yeah I got it like that
Tube and hose good idea for inside fire. For campfires outside, if I have a smoldering fire, trouble getting it going, I use a battery operated air mattress pump. Works well.
They have something similar in The Axe Book. I've never used one but apparently they're better than bellows. I'm a Mapp gas man myself. $15 bucks a season, no kindling, no hassles. If I was a person that had fires 3 or 4 times a year when giving the wife the bear skin rug treatment , old school would be just fine by me. Fires everyday? It's a blow torch and a smile for me.