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A bit of humor!

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by savemoney, Nov 9, 2013.

  1. Stinny

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    How would anyone know what Ozzy says to know if they speak Ozzy… :D
     
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  2. savemoney

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  3. Stinny

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    So I guess it's "or no" then huh?!?! :)
     
  5. Stinny

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    Ayuh…
     
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  6. smoke show

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    I use the "er no?" version. Eh.
     
  7. Ward8512

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    lol! Me too actually!

    Is it time for a beer yet..er no??? ;)
     
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  8. Stinny

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    :rofl: :lol:
     
  9. Gary_602z

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    Everything in life has rules.
    The following rules apply to effectively
    managing relationships.
    Those who live by the rules shall profit
    Those who don't shall perish.

    Eileen McGathy

    Rules of Life
    1: The Female always makes the rules
    2: The rules are subject to change at anytime without prior notification to the Male.
    3: No Male is allowed to know the rules.
    4: If the Female ever suspects the Male knows some or all of the rules, she must change some or all of the rules.
    5: The Female is never wrong.
    6: If the Female ever appears to be wrong it is due to a misunderstanding caused by something the Male said, or did which was wrong.
    7: The Female may change her mind at any time.
    8: The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
    9: The Female has the right to become angry or emotionally upset at any time.
    10: If rules 6 or 9 apply the Male must apologize.
    11: If the Female has PMS all rules are null and void at her discretion. See rules 1,2,5 and 7.
     
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  10. Stinny

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    :rofl: :lol:
     
  11. smoke show

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    x2! :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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  12. milleo

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    Yessa and your point is???? Lol...We can do that, ya we can...:)
     
  13. savemoney

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    Like this a lot!
    [​IMG]
     
  14. Gary_602z

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    Heres one for ya Save!:)
    [​IMG]

    Gary
     
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  15. Stinny

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    :rofl: :lol:… So… this must be the neighbor who is tired of people stopping at his place instead of the fancy shmancy tree farm next door? Or… he has a no frills tree farm with a wicked cool sign? He could have put up a sign saying, "You don't want to buy a Christmas tree do ya?"
     
  16. Gary_602z

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    Yep he just has trees.
    Gary
     
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    The year’s best headlines

    • Crack found on Governor’s Daughter.
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    A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his car: I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment and if I don’t park here, I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses. When he came back, he found a parking ticket and this note: I’ve circled the block for 20 years, and if I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.
     
  18. concretegrazer

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    Wonder if its duck tape.
     
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    What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus have in common? They were all born on a holiday.


    What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.


    A fellow went to a psychiatrist and was told he was crazy. He said he wanted another opinion, so the psychiatrist told him, “Okay, you’re ugly too!”


    A young boy was helping his grandfather dig potatoes. After a while the child began to tire. “Grandpa,” he asked wearily, “what made you bury these things anyway.”


    The recruit complained to the sergeant that he had a splinter in his finger. “You should have more sense,” was the harsh reply, “than to scratch your head.”
     
  20. papadave

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    Er, no.
     
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