I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.” I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a...
The best installs are where the home is built around the stove. No problem, perfect plan!
[ATTACH] I guess it's old as it mentions skype rather than zoom, but still. (I work from home and it's accurate - minus the jacket, dress shirt,...
Combining work and pleasure, I guess
What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard? The space bar!
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How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
Not really a dad joke, but in honor of ... (I just learned he passed recently) Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago. Death just finally got...
say 28 chickens slowly
If lightning hits an orchestra, who’s more likely to get hit? The conductor My daughter cringed, so it counts as a dad joke :-)
Not sure if this is a repost. [ATTACH]
Insurance companies warn campers. If your tent is stolen at night, you won’t be covered.
I have a step ladder My real ladder left when I was a kid.
I started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin' awareness.
I was traveling for work last week. If you tell knock knock jokes, you should get the no-bell prize.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays. I don't know. Must be my weekend immune system.
Albert Einstein was a genius. But his brother Frank was a monster.
