How much wood would a WoodChuck Norris chuck if a WoodChuck Norris could chuck wood? All of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't split or stack wood...the rounds quarter themselves and jump in the stack.
Tried to get one on Amazon! Out of stock. Bummer.
Chuck Norris doesn't need Chuck Norris jokes...the jokes need him.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Well...It justifys itself after you see all the free wood in your stacks...Or something like that. :-D
It's kinda like... "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? ...the world may never know."
Local Home Depot employs this short, rotund, muscular "lady" with fake long blonde hair extensions, implants, LOTS of blue eye shadow, fake lashes...
Nothing quite like a pile of wood in the driveway to motivate ya...via the wife.
Ugh... thats a long drive Gasifier, but a fun one once your east of Erie. Used to drive OTR...
LOL! Maybe more like Lake Wobegon... what's the tagline?
I eat my spinach too...but I can't match that forearm gun show.
No matter...we're all built differently anyhow. It's all good.
Ya...Go see the high rez version on their website. I think I stared at that pic for ten minutes trying to figure out what didn't look right.
The first post.
It's all in the shoulder pads!
Purchased based on advice seen here, my two new splitting wedges arrived from Amazon, ready to supplement my cheapie wedge. Ready to noodle,...
It kinda looks like Andrea Robarge, but more like the horse lady in the video.
She looks like she could kick my rear into the atmosphere on any given Sunday. o_O
