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Firewood Splitting Simulator

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by cezar, Jun 14, 2026.

  1. cezar

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  2. buZZsaw BRAD

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    I split a few and was waiting for a gnarly log or dare I say, an elm round!
     
  3. Skier76

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    That’s pretty cool!
     
  4. sms4life

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    Perfect splits every time!!
     
  5. Backwoods Savage

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    That could be handy if someone would like to split for someone else. Then you could show them how you want the wood split. For example, I like to split so as to get rectangles and squares. Some like small pieces. Some like triangles, ect, ect.

    It would be much better if you had several different logs to split, especially a couple with knots. something like hickory. maple and oak, etc.
     
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    I got tired after about five minutes. Do they have a hydro version of the same game? :D

    Horizontal of course!
     
  7. cezar

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    It is indeed neat. Needs to add a feature where you start splitting first thing on a cold morning and throw your upper back out.
     
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    I split 4 rows and started on my 5th. Several cord at least.
     
  9. rainking63

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    I am an avid video gamer, and this might be my favorite simulator game to date.
     
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    I like the fact that it stacks all the splits for you.
     
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    I tried picking up splits for resplit...:(
     
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    Yeah, it can't make kindling.
     
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    too many people using it this morning and it wouldn't load.
     
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    :salute::thumbs::yes::handshake::dex:
     
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    At this very moment I am searching for a Chiropractic Simulator!
     
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    I have spent way too much time splitting virtual wood. If I actually split that much wood, half my pile wpuld be gone.
     
  17. MikeInMa

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    How can you tell when you've gotten to the 3 year plan?

    :whistle:
     
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    I don’t see a number that tells how much you have split. It would be nice.
     
  19. Haftacut

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    Virtual splitting. What’s next? Virtual firewood sales? I’m sure there’s someone out there who would buy:rofl: :lol:
     
  20. T.Jeff Veal

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    Already have that in Nashville...:whistle::whistle:
    :thumbs::thumbs::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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