Your best dad jokes...

I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.


I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

 

Why did the blind miner fall down the well?


He didn't see that well.

 

What kind of footwear do frogs wear?


Open toad.

 

What kind of music do frogs like?

Hip hop!

 

That really needs an auto play audio file attached to it...

 

And dad still makes an azz out of himself!

 

Where do bad rainbows go?




They get sent to the prism............it's a light sentence but they have time to reflect.

 

On flatulence
Oh how to clean up family friendly ??…

ok fart waste it burp and taste it

or ya gotta let them out or pressure builds up get to your head gives you crappie ideas

 

Hear about the ethnic coyote that was caught in the bear trap? Chewed off three of his legs and still didn't get loose.

 

Donkey mule or Jack azz? related used to mean same thing depends on where you are

poplar in FHC terms can be Lombardi or tulip different tree.

But answer in short Yes

 

To get technical, a mule is the offspring of a donkey and a horse. To get more technical it's the offspring of a male donkey and female horse.

 

And should be sterile not able to reproduce
Thanks for assist