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    Why did the dolphin jump out of the water?

    It did it on porpoise
     
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    What type of parties do owls have? Hootenannies!

    What type of parties do legs have? Shin digs!

    BO
     
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    What do you see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over?






    Doughnuts
     
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    Why was the beach wet?....because the seaweed!

    Ms. buZZsaw heard that one today and couldnt wait for me to get home to tell me!
     
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