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  1. MikeInMa

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    How much was Santa charged for parking?




    Nothing - it was on the house.
     
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    Where do cowboys cook their meals?





    On the range. :p
     
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    Did you hear about the Polish Olympian that won a gold medal???



    He was so happy, he had it bronzed!
     
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    Recently got thrown out of the local park for lining up all their squirrels according to height...said they didn't like my critter sizing...
     
    brenndatomu, Feb 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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    T.Jeff Veal, Feb 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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    What is the number one use for pigskin?















    Covering the outside of a pig. :p
     
    yooperdave, Feb 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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