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  1. buZZsaw BRAD

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    What do astronauts eat out of? a satellite dish.
     
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    If George Bush and Joe Biden were stranded on a dessert island, who would be better off?

    We would.

    A flexible joke for any environment, just name your two villains: bosses, political scoundrels, local thugs, elected thugs, whomever.
     
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    What is BO?
     
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    I thought he was just misspelling BOO! :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Maybe he's warning us he forgot shower and has BO?
     
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    -How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.

    -The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.

    -I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
     
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    Brad Original

    meaning a joke i made up.
     
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    :rofl: :lol: Love it!! You make great Dad jokes Brad!
     
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    Thanks!

    its a gift i have! :loco: :crazy: All the years of solitary confinement! :rofl: :lol:


    Not all have the "BO" on them. Ill hear a word or phrase and can usually come up with a joke.
     
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    Why can't zombies swim? because they're dead in the water. BO

    How did farmer Brown get caught after he robbed the bank? the pig squealed.

    Did you ever tickle a mule? Try it some time and you'll get a big kick out of it!
     
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    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

    right where you left him
     
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    What has four legs but can't walk?

    A stool...
     
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    What has four wheels and flies?

    a garbage truck
     
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    What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

    Ilene...
     
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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door?

    Mat/t...
     
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    a dog with three legs?
    Tripod.
     
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