Is that the same place where this guy got his magic grits from??? Magic Grits - YouTube But the answer is "No" It's not a magical kingdom...or ....thankfully.....a kangaroo state! (whatever the heck that is!)
WWW has something he calls a "spotting scope". It kicks buttocks, has 2 kickstands to steady on (and the mount for tripod if you want one though he just carries it while hunting), bigger than binoculars but a lot smaller than a sky telescope. Also, my father gifted us his telescope for stars (they were paring down to move into a smaller home) and we set that up in here for his tag last season, scouted from the living room for the mountain across the valley from us. LOL and I also saw him over there that day.
Sounds like yooperdave needs a sigmoidoscope. Then he could also look around corners and.....through cracks!