Crotchety old man? Well I .....if that hadn't come from a desperate old woman.... Yeah, puppies and butterflies! Thats it! Sparkly unicorns pooping out rainbows and ice cream cones that taste like candy! Wheee! Just remember not to play leap frog with a unicorn.
Just going with theme of leapfrogging a unicorn... what hangs low just might catch that horn... maybe too much thought??? Or ...