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Woodburner's Lament

Discussion in 'Modern EPA Stoves and Fireplaces' started by Luke, Jan 14, 2023.

  1. Luke

    Luke

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    I Love Burning Wood

    I love burning wood If only I could
    My Dealer,installer, and manufacturer say all is fine
    My gauges say all is fine
    My stove says the problems are mine

    My house fills with smoke
    When I open the door
    I've tried everything
    Including fans on the floor

    I get lots of advice on every website
    And I try to comply
    But nothing works despite
    And I continue to ask WHY?

    My marriage is going bust
    From lack of heat and dust
    I certainly could use
    A little more lust

    My wood splitter broke
    And that's no joke
    I love heating with wood
    If only I could