I Love Burning Wood I love burning wood If only I could My Dealer,installer, and manufacturer say all is fine My gauges say all is fine My stove says the problems are mine My house fills with smoke When I open the door I've tried everything Including fans on the floor I get lots of advice on every website And I try to comply But nothing works despite And I continue to ask WHY? My marriage is going bust From lack of heat and dust I certainly could use A little more lust My wood splitter broke And that's no joke I love heating with wood If only I could