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Wood jokes

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  1. Ohio dave

    Ohio dave

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    Post some of your best dad jokes regarding firewood/logging here. I'll start
    A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a treeWhen he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!”
    The lumberjack laughed and said, “And you will dialogue.
     
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    If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it........

    then my illegal logging business is a success!
     
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    Wood fired pizza, so now where is pizza going to get a job?
     
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    Did you hear about the guy that was afraid to plant an apple tree?


    He just needed to grow a pear.
     
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    Feels good.jpg

    Logging-Forestry-Cartoon.jpg

    Lying about age.jpg Saving money.jpg When the tree looks back at you.jpg
     
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