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"Ugly stack" or "Stack of Uglies" :

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by bogydave, Nov 5, 2014.

  1. bogydave

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    Got lots of air space for sure.
    I'm sure if I were still splitting by hand, 70% of
    these would be split.
    Maul would've just bounced :)
    Some bogged down the splitter pretty good.
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    Couple really bowed / bent / twisted ones:
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    Lots of twisties in those stacks for sure

    A couple in that last pic look like mustaches :rofl: :lol:
     
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    I've got a lot of those on my hands from a maple right now. I'm sick of my maul bouncing off so if you could do me a favor.... Take a spin down and over to Pennsylvania with your splitter for me.. Your stacks are so aesthetically pleasing I'll even let you do that.. :axe::tree:.. I'll watch with a beer..:cheers::cheers:
     
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    That my friend is one ugly picture of an ugly stack of uglies.
     
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  5. bogydave

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    Maple, splitter never seen maple.
    Might be better to noodle :)

    Mom lives in Pittsburgh, she's in her 80s, maybe shell come over & split em. LOL :)
     
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    If your mom goes over the splits em, get a picture of that for sure:D
     
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    That's grade A firewood compaired to some of mine. But hey, it's all BTU's.
     
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  8. Bluelou

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    I think that stack is a work of art.
     
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  9. My IS heats my home

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    It's all good bogydave , as nice as your cordwood looks (even with the views you have) the
    uglies are just as nice looking. To a trained hoarders eye, its what Stephiedoll says...it's all BTU's
     
  10. bogydave

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    +1
    It's all BTUs

    To be honest, before I became a "wood snob"
    I've had to burn worse.
    One year, all I had was 1/2 punky wood , (pretty dry). burned up fast.

    Was able to be pretty picky in the woods this year, was the first cutter in a new area.
    Fell some nice trees. Was a lot of fun (well except for one hanger that I fought 3 hours to get down) :)
     
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    Nice shoulder wood right there :yes:
     
  12. bogydave

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    Yea
    Could fill the stove full & not have much wood in it. LOL :)
     
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    Oh yeah, I forgot though your shoulder season is pretty much over already isn't it?
     
  14. bogydave

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    Kinda , we have the "January thaw" 40° & up days.

    Just watched the weather forecast a bad storm headed our way.
    Tropical storm that missed Japan headed this way , to strengthen & hit the west coast of AK.
    Big enough to move cold air your way. & Push it all the way to Florida.
    Those pineapple-express storms usually bring us warm temps, (mid 40°s)
    Predict 45' waves in the Bering Sea.

    Typhoon Nuri , Bering Sea super storm:
    http://www.weather.com/news/weather-hurricanes/bering-sea-superstorm-alaska-aleutians-20141105
     
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    Mother Nature's art.
    Some board out of some of those real wavy ones would make some pretty good looking wood projects
     
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    Woah o_O that doesn't sound too good
     
  17. illenema

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    that wood will burn fine. In nevada here, my favorite firewood is almond, you should see the uglies from that 80%, the tees grow to 20-30ft and branchy but a top hardwood, low ash high heat coaling low smoke
    they swap out the almond trees for every 6-8 years in calif, thats what we get
     
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    Yea, it burns fine
    I use it in the burn pit for cook outs & " BS'g, beer drinking & solve the worlds problems" fires :)

    Some is used for shoulder season fires & it's nice to have fire pit wood

    Heard some of the almond farmers had to let many tress die, lack of water due to the drought . True ?
     
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    That's what most of my "straight" grained wood looks like!!!:eek::doh:
     
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