Seasonal Firewood?

I drive by this quite often. Just what is seasonal firewood I wonder? But I don’t want to ask.

 

It’s only available in winter?

 

Maybe it is for firepit use in the summer

 

One for each season mebbe? Ive never seen a four digit area code before either. You gonna call PB?

 

It's an added adjective to add worth to an otherwise normal product. It's X-Mas, Autumn, Solstice or whatever firewood....

 

The '1' is used for long distance calls.

 

It just means that it is pumpkin spice scented. I'd stay away from it, as I do all pumpkin spice everything.

 

firewood is anything but seasonal, right buZZsaw BRAD ?

 

very true. I hoard year round and sell year round...mostly bundles in warmer months

 

Maybe its only available less than 20% of the year???

 

My guess is spelling error. Surprised it didn't say CHORD of seasonal firewood. Nur ein Dummkopf würde so etwas tun.

 

Maybe it has a best used by : date.

 

Someone has to call that number and ask.... and then report the results!

 

My guess is when it doesn't burn and you call them, they can say it's seasonal, not seasoned.

 

Whats your address Dave? Ill ask if he delivers to the UP!

 

That sign looks like a 10yr old made it. Cheap stencils and a can of spray paint less than $10 would look a lot more professional. Oh and spell check.

 

Why you’al picking on my sign ?