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Passed with flying colors

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by Butcher, Apr 20, 2016.

  1. Butcher

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    Last week they had the annual blood test at a local church here abouts. It's put on by a hospital in Waterloo and is much cheaper and pretty much better than what the local sawbones does. Results came back and it said i have some blood left in me and what wasn't diluted with Budweiser was AOK. No red flags for cholesterol, not lacking of anything mineral that is on the Periodic tables or even a touch of Dutch Elm disease (I'm German and cut a lot of elm for farwood so I was really worried about that). Then I went to the docs to get my 6 month script renewed for my BP meds. Was a little worried that I would fail that test but it seems that I am on the road to recovery on that too. I owe it all to lots of cigarettes and a shot and a chaser right before test time. I dont feel any better but they all tell me i am doing fine. I guess the good Lord aint ready for me yet and the Devil dont want the competition so tomorrow is just another day. [​IMG]
     
  2. Canadian border VT

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    Glad to hear your as good as your gonna get!
     
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  3. Grizzly Adam

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    Glad to hear you are doing well, the vet cleared me too.
     
  4. rottiman

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    Glad to hear that apparently, you may not be as good as you once were, but, no doubt, are as good once as you ever were.....................:rofl: :lol::thumbs:
     
  5. Gasifier

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    Good to hear that beer is killing any of that nasty Dutch Elm stuff in ya! And glad your doing well man!
     
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    Hahaha...The Devil don't want the competition!!
     
  7. DaveGunter

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    Another priceless Butcher narrative :rofl: :lol:
     
  8. yooperdave

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    Nah, they just gave up on trying to change you?
    That, and probably a bit intimidated by the arsenal you were probably wearing at the time! :whistle:
     
  9. Minnesota Marty

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    Agreed, Dave
     
  10. NH mountain man

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    Good country living is way better for you in my mind, instead of running around on a treadmill. Just one man's opinion.
     
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  11. Jack Straw

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    I've gotta urine test coming up that I need to study for. :whistle:
     
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  12. yooperdave

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    There's one question on that test that'll really pizz you off!
     
  13. Jack Straw

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    There is also a "digital" prostrate exam, they must use a computer?
     
  14. Gary_602z

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    I would be more worried about the Assh Borer!:rofl: :lol:

    Gary