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I can’t compete with this playas wood

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  1. Chud

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    I can’t tell if he’s hoping a lonely meth head will bite, or if he’s trying to sell firewood. You should see the video with the ad :loco: :crazy:
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    Chud, Dec 4, 2022
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    What the heck....
     
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  3. Horkn

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    That is messed up.
     
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    My oh my........
    It's amazing and sad how messed up folks are sometimes.
     
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  5. buZZsaw BRAD

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    :confused: That guys is nuts!:loco: :crazy:

    Yeah, how can an experienced firewood maker compete with a professional reseller! :rofl: :lol:
     
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  6. Chaz

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    Well.. he is anointed
    :whistle::wacky:

    And he does admit to being weird.. so there's that.
    :yes:

    He!!.. he must be after the female market with his..
    "strong wood, weathered and seasoned with life changing heat.
    :eek::eek:

    :thumbs:
     
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  7. Chud

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    Doesn’t that mean he’s buying the firewood?
    Is it 100 5 star reviews or 1005 1 star reviews?
    I need to work on how I present my wood to customers :rofl: :lol:
     
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  8. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Not sure what it means. Yes better wood presentation! :yes: :rofl: :lol:
     
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  9. The Wood Wolverine

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    FIFY. :rofl: :lol:
     
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  10. Chud

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    I’m going to get tshirts made advertising Jim’s hard, strong, seasoned and weathered wood. :yes:
    Get on it while it lasts!
     
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    Hmm...that sounds a lot like a "Big Johnson" shirt... :rofl: :lol:
     
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    I honestly have no idea what I read here (and I consider myself fairly scholarly) but I think I noticed several brain cells dying as I read.
     
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    Sounds like it was written by a computer program with translation issues!
    Personally I'd stay clear of anyone using weathered firewood as apparel!
     
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    If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullchit :rofl: :lol: It just goes to show that you can impress with linguistic acumen (Fancy term for Bullchit):DJB
     
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    Pretty common occurrence on FHC! :nerd:
     
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    Indeed, but the real question is by whom or what?
     
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    Rick strike's again.:D
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