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HORSE AUCTION

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  1. rottiman

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    A man took his 6 year old son to a horse auction.
    The man began running his hands over certain horses chests, rumps, and legs.

    His son asked him what he was doing.

    The man said he was checking out horses he wanted to buy to be sure they were healthy.

    The son said they had better bet get home quickly.

    The man asked why.

    The son replied the plumber was there yesterday and he was trying to buy mom
     
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    Well, plumbers do cost a lot. Maybe mom was just trying to save a few bucks!
     
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    I'll pay extra so I wouldn't have to do that to my plumber!
     
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