@Greg suggested this, definitions thus far are by me and him. Please respond with both serious and not-so-serious definitions. If this goes well it will be made into a reference. chainsaw 1. mechanical device that cuts wood, at the very top of power tool food chain cord 1. 128 cubic feet of tightly stacked wood, often depicted in a pile 4 x 4 x 8 face cord 1. a stack of wood 4 foot high and 8 foot long but only as deep as the pieces are long 2. half a cord at best, and a lame way to describe firewood. kindling 1. small, dry pieces of wood used to build a November fire, woodhoarders only build one fire a year scrounge 1. latest place a hoarder got free wood 2. a woodhorder without a chainsaw sawhoarder 1. usually a woodhoarder that cannot resist temptation to add "just one more saw," after all "What if my other eight saw's wont run on the same day?" woodhoarder 1. person addicted to finding, cutting, splitting, stacking and burning wood
Pellet Pig, four or more tons of pellets, no regard to leaving some on the shelves when replenishing supplies. Basement dweller, one who heat his home with the stove in the basement. Usual place to find said dweller.
Heating oil- Wood Hoarder's kryptonite Scotty- Superman Weeping Willow- A cruel joke Fiskars ax- whoop azz on a stick FHC Members- greatest people on the web
Dun Gooder: Slang of the PD tribe from the Michigan outback, means down right spiffy. GIBR : Zap Latin, means get it before it rots
Rick=face cord= 1/3 cord Face cord is a great way to get ripped off, many small wood sellers sell you a cord and show up in a pickup truck. Ain't no way that's a true cord unless you got a big truck and some serious sidewalls.
Craigslist = website where woodhoarders can find good firewood scores as well as good laughs from posters wanting their yards cleaned up of useless brush piles and sticks.
Tunnel of Love=....well, it has several meanings, but here it doesn't mean what it does elsewhere. I still haven't found a good way to stack wood powder.
Nope, not one bit. It's all very confuzzling to me. Wait, you were talking about stacking wood powder, right?
RBFD= Really Big Fire Disorder NTYHIOFAWL= Neighbors think your house is on fire all winter long.... RLCSDIT = Really loud chainsaw disorder in town HCTCAFDTYAY= Here come the cops and fire department to yell at you! TIGBAFT = This is gonna be a fun thread!
I'm afraid I may have derailed this thread. N/M, I think Pete just fixed it. Beer=Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Another derailment.
