A "Stick in the Mud" "BS firewood where the only BS you get is in the name" "Afterburner" "CHARming wood service" are a few that come to mind. All buZZsaw originals! I reserved all the "R" rated ones for the other FHC members!
We have one locally called "It's all going to burn". Also... HELP!!! I need a catchy business name for firewood sales co.
Someone answering your phone: Ashman's (your last name) Firewood (your first name) Firewood (your initials) Firewood We Got Wood, how can we help you (your town's name) Firewood Lickidy Splits Carbon Neutral Supply Company Earth's Finest Alternative Heat Amazon - well if your wife is like 6 foot five you might try naming it after her but you'll probably spend a lot of money trying to ward off the cease and desist demands from another company that just happens to have that name. Sticks and Twigs Fire with Enthusiasm Wood To Burn Fireboy FuelMan Firewood Guy Fire Wood Happy Trees Happy Guy 3 Amigos ( are there 3 of you ? ) Cords R US A-1 (or AAA usually puts you on the top of lists)
Cutting Edge A cut above ( cut hair when it gets slow ? ) Timber (your name) Splinter's Wood Stock Wood Shack Good Wood Chop 'n Flop Chopper's Mr. Splits Crew Cuts
You really don’t need a catchy name. You just need a quality product. The rest will take care of itself
We Split it and Stick it firewood Co. Good dried firewood. Makes it easy to remember. Mag Craft original.
Mix in personal names surnames. "Henry's hardwoods" "O'Briens oak sales" "Lodgepole Larry's custom firewood" "Tamarack Tim's wood sales" or landmarks "Mowich mtn firewood" "Beacon Butte high BTU".