Hey everyone. Thought I would tell a funny story that happened the other day while hoarding. I saw a craigslist ad for some holly in a guys backyard. Got to the house and the guy meets me outside in shorts and flip flops. It had been raining and was pretty wet out. We walk into the guys backyard and he is showing me around. This guys steps in the fattest, soupiest dog turd I've ever seen. He smeared it a good 2 feet and almost fell in it. I was laughing inside. Anyone have any funny adventures out there?
I found a turd while cutting. Red oak log in the woods. I dint step on or buck it. I picked it up and smelled like raccoon poop! Well...did you procure the score Juniper Hill ?
Man I hate double standards so much. A dog does it and it's "innovative" and "sanitary", I do it in public and its "disturbing" and "gross".
Well, its not quite as large as it was before it took the dump! But you're right on the "big A" part!
You Obviously DON’T live in San Franfeces, Portland or Seattle, in those places, you will get a Ticket if your Dog Poops on the sidewalk, but it is Perfectly Acceptable for YOU to Poop on the sidewalk Doug
