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Does this make me a bad person?

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  1. red oak

    red oak

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    I'm watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre today, but all I can keep thinking about is how much damage that guy is doing to his chains.

    I think I need some serious help...
     
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    Could be worse, you could be trying to figure what model saws he was using?............:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Loon, Oct 25, 2014
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  4. red oak

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    Now that you got me thinking about it!
     
    red oak, Oct 26, 2014
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    AND you study the color / density of the saw's exhaust to figure out the oil-gas ratio.
     
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  6. Stinny

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    When stihl sawing posts, I crack up over that scene he's got in his signature, from TCM, where Dennis Hopper is attacking that log... :saw::rofl: :lol:
     
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  7. Jack Straw

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    I just hope he uses Canola oil for his bar, even murderers should care about the environment. :yes:
     
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    Any porting or muffler mods???
     
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  9. Stinny

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    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    I'm just wondering how many cords of homosapiens he has cut and split in his back yard.. What is the seasoning time before they're burn ready? And here I am thinking how much pizz oak stinks lol..

    Ray
     
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    At almost 90% moisture, there's a lot of shrinkage involved in seasoning Homosapiens.

    I do believe that "liberals" season a bit faster though!!!:whistle:
     
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    If he kills only hookers does that make him a whore hoarder?
     
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    Check my sig, was my father's old saw, bought him a replacement grabbed the old one
     
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  14. Stinny

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    Whoarder ?
     
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    Probably an AS member gone wild..
     
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    I am particularly bothered by grandpa hitting her in the head with a hammer

    I knew the first one had a poulan in it...the newest one explains some if the backstory
     
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