Check out this cool looking round

No, this isn't a tree id quiz.

This was from a young Red Maple.

 

That poor thing has lots of boils that need lancing.

 

Take the bark off, you could make something cool with it.

 

I was thinking warts, musta been toads pizzin on that tree.

 

My mind went where it...

Red blooded male here, ya know.

Looks like something found in an adult bookstore...

Hope that doesn't get me banned.

 

They need trees to make books...

 

Indeed!

 

Quite the knob job right there!

 

Bookstore???

 

Maybe a teenager with acne! In all seriousness, if large enough, it would make a neat corner post for handrail in a log cabin!

 

Bad place for acne.

 

I would stop the innuendos there...

 

Ya! I wouldn’t want that up myendo!

 

Wow!

 

Creeping closer to the banned thread??

 

I’m out. My dogs typed everything...

 

Okay, so back to the wood.

Do you folks think it is some sort of worm?

 

The "dog told me to" defense has been tried, to no avail.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

Don't think it was some type of worm, but don't have any reasonable reason either.

 

Bahahahhaha!!!! Would ya look at that wood!!!
~Lissa