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Artisinal Firewood

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    I bet he's got a waiting list.:headbang:
     
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    :rofl: :lol:

    I only buy premium knots, crouches, uglies and unstackables. They burn with way more character than those regular straight grained firewoods in the video. ;)
     
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    Yay, I'm game for the reality series on this guy, I'd watch that! :rofl: :lol:
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:... oughta be able to get big bucks for that perfect piece... ;)
     
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    awesome!!!!!
     
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    In keeping with today's new axiom................"Everybody has a scam"............LOL. Actually well done.
     
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    I remember one time I thought I'd found the perfect piece...
     
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    Heheh, imagine how long it would take those guys to churn out a couple of cords. And I thought I was slow.....LOL.
     
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    I think I've seen that price before.....
     
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    :DI bet he has one hell-of-a back order list. I need to buy some stock in his company but everyone hears about his unique products.
     
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    I sell "organic" firewood and charge double...and have a line out the door.
     
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    But is it scented with ginger?
     
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    No...but I hug the tree before I cut it down.
     
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    Good enough for me Ill take seven cords please.....
     
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    I'm glad I am not the only person thinking that. I mean, what a freakin' joke. Perfect firewood?!?! come on.... :picard::rolleyes::emb:
     
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    I almost spit coffee on my keyboard... ROFLMAO!
     
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    I did a perfect firewood conversion this morning. Anyone want to buy the perfect ashes? I have some labor invested, plus the wood, I figure I can let them go for $600 a bucket.

    Shipping: I use only the best packaging, and for $50 more I will ship your ashes overnight to the lower 48.

    Options: For $100 I'll infuse the ashes for you. Options include coffee, vanilla, ginger, urea, and herbal blends. Waving a crystal over the ashes and incantations are popular $100 options. Humanure-ash blends are a $200 option. Combine any 3 options for only $300!

    When you think about how much perfect firewood it takes to create this bucket of ashes, this is a screaming deal, don't let it pass you by! It is practically a labor of love, I truly would love to send you some.

    Greg
     
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