“Baby it’s Cold Outside” backlash

"Since “Baby it’s Cold Outside” was pulled from the radio because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs should also be on the chopping block.
How did our generation ever survive:

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances

4. White Christmas? Racist

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying

8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben

9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman

11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired

12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married...forced partnership 16. I'll Be Home For Christmas: Not if you are homeless. That's just insensitive.

17. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer: Homicide. Extremely violent and promotes alcoholism."

Come ON PEOPLE...STOP BEING OFFENDED by EVERYTHING YOU SEE or HEAR... Move on...

 

What?

No songs about snowflakes??

 

“Don we now our gay apparel” .........

 

Does that include Thongs ??????

 

I'm offended that people are offended.

 

Here here!

 

Very clever! I like it.

 

I’m offended by you being offended by people who are offended!

 

Well...I'd defend his right to be offended by people who are offended (by any and everything)

 

Please bare In mind that this Posting is tongue & cheek. There you go I have covered my arse.

Rottiman: You must be a complete idiot (Please please refer to my opening statement) to post such a twisted view of Christmas songs. Here I go qualifying my statement as not to get banged by the PC crowd.

Great posting and couldn’t be more spot on, although the PC crowd would not begin to get what you are saying. So tired of this PC chit and people being so thin skinned.

Again, great post and couldn’t be more to the point.

 

Ahem...
I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that it should properly be "snow-person".

 

Weeellll...who's to say that they are really snow "persons"? How about snow-being?

 

You do know how to tell a snowman apart from the snow-woman, don't you?









By the presence of snowballs.

 

Depending on where they are!

 

I must admit that I have never really liked Baby it's cold Outside. But I don't care if other people listen to it and certainly think it is stupid to ban it on a radio station. Some people find it romantic, others find it creepy or pressuring, but really, we all just need to calm down. All those people are alright with the rappers and what they talk about, but this 1940's song is apparently too much for them to handle

 

I haven't got my final papers confirming this yet, I still need to take the final exam. Been studying hard, but like the urine test, I studied hard for that and ended up failing. Pi$$ed me off over that........................................

 

Everybody knows Snowmen have Snow Balls......................................