The other funny picture thread

This seems safe

 

Just out for a morning stroll

 

Using a chainsaw to save a trapped deer.

 

If you had to give a warning you shoulda probably had a Spanish subtitle too.

 

Well yeah,... but do they make that for left hand threads? Huh?!??

 

Happy President's Day!
President Benjamin Harrison and his wife Caroline had several dogs (and family members) running underfoot during their time at the White House, but they – like many other Presidents – had a few “non-traditional” pets as well. Chief among them were 2 opossums, named Mr. Reciprocity and Mr. Protection.

Harrison gifted the two opossums to his grandchildren, but he is clearly the one who gave the marsupials their weighty names as at the time, the platform of the Republican party was: “Protection and reciprocity are twin measures of Republican policy and go hand-in-hand.”

These two opossums were well-loved by the Harrison family and could often be seen running around the White House. Given the opossums’ general tendencies, one wonders: If the staff entered the kitchen to find the trash tipped over, would they still blame the dogs?

 

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

What’s the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?

Here’s her story in her own words...

"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement
and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging
us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was
all it took. The 'gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

It's one of the best pistols in my collection, plus the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was a big bonus."