This is what happens when you bounce the bottle on the floor at the store Then it falls out of the truck . Listen , You can hear it smack into the house and Knocked over the snow shovel sitting there. I would really be sad if that was wasted beer
Saturday we were getting ready for my work Christmas dinner when the wife brings me her hair dryer to fix...a plastic ring broke and some doo-hickey accessory would not stay on anymore...super glue didn't work, so I found a heavy duty rubber band to put around it...all better! Until...I heard POP...when I looked the rubber band was gone...looked all over the place, couldn't find it. Due to time I finally just zip tied the hair dryer and wifey was on her way. Still made it to the dinner on time (barely) Yesterday the kids found the rubber band...it was hanging on one of the Christmas tree ornaments!
It was destined to be a tree Decoration . You have to keep track of rubber bands around animals especially cats , Rubber bands are not good for animals to eat
Well, where do you put yours at Mr. Drew Scott, hmmmm?! Anywhere else is a waste of perfectly good pine tree scent!
Oh no...rubber bands are good for animals! Yes! You know the little barking constantly yapping little foo foo dogs that no one can get to shut up? Not even their owners? Just take that rubber band, double it up a couple of times, and then slip it over their muzzle. Yup! Rubber bands work!
I've got a horny tom cat around here...I'd like to use a nice heavy duty rubber band on the "other end"...
That reminds me Of the RUBBER BAND WARS at work , In the Buick factory , (Safety glasses required) I don't remember what they were used for, but we Had pretty much an endless supply of big fat long rubber bands , They would fly along ways with the right Technique , and they hurt, especially on bare skin and gettin smacked in the ear. It was a lot of fun