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Trouble at the assisted living center...............

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  1. rottiman

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    This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria.


    One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast, so another guy's wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly, so she went back to the dining area.

    An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a hard time. He had a death grip on the handrail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right.

    She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So, she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast.

    When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him. A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.
     
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    That explains why..............aw, never mind!
     
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    I hate when that happens...
     
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    They give the old men Viagra to keep them from rolling out of bed! :banana:
     
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    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Most of the time they give 1/2 a tablet. Just enough "up" to keep from pi$$ing on their boot tops.........................
     
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    They were handing them out without water but patients couldn't swallow them completely and would end up with stiff necks........
     
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