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Things to ponder

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  1. rottiman

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    Things to ponder

    * If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.
    * Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
    * What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
    * If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
    * Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
    * Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? **
    * Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
    * Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty
    - The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".
    - Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
    - 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
    - Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
    - The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
    - If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
    - Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
    - If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
    - 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".
     
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    You been hanging around them potheads Rotti?
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    You’re one of those deep thinkers rottiman, what’s that like? :rofl: :lol:
     
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    With my chronic kidney stones I looked into getting medical marijuana. The Doctor wanted $500 in cash ( that insurance won’t pay ) just to see me to start the process. I declined. I’m pretty sure you can fill a canoe with $500 of illegal pot!
     
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    That's one tiny canoe.
    :binoculars:
    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    I was in college 35 years ago so.....
     
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    Medical MJ in NY is a joke of a scam, meant only to further enrich those with the means ($$) to afford a seat at the table.
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    A bottle of opioids costs me $3.70.
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:

    Let's just say that 2 Mason jars would exceed the $500 limit.

    Unless it's Mexican brown.
    :wacky::loco: :crazy:
     
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    Co_pay??

    How much does insurance cover?
     
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    That’s after insurance so I don’t know the actual cost.
     
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    Still small Mason jars..... well not the brown.
     
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