Digestive Problem......................

I have something wrong with my digestive track. I went to my Dr and he did some tests. He started asking me about my diet, I said, yes I eat from the 5 food groups. Yes, I eat 3 meals a day. He asked if I was regular. I told him I have a bowel movement and urinate every morning between 5 and 6 AM. He said he did not understand my problem. I told him I wake up at 7Am ......

 

Just like the guy that called the incontinence hotline....

 

Then the doctor asked rottiman for a urine, stool and semine sample so Rottiman gave the dr his underpants!

 

Eeuww.

 

Yep.....TMI.

 

That just caused me to snort a half a cup of coffee - now I have to wring out the keyboard.

 

Get a couple cheap keyboards to have as backups........someone around here is bound to cause that reaction again.

 

Not mentioning any names, but they're out there........waiting........waiting.

 

Even when it is off the rails, it is a digestive tract.