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Engineers & Managers................

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  1. rottiman

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    A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and
    spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,
    can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
    don't know where I am."

    The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering
    approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41
    degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

    "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

    "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
    correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the
    fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

    The woman below responded, "You must be a manager."

    "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

    "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are
    going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
    air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you
    expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the
    same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my
    fault."
     
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    What if you're BOTH?
     
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    Then you probably suffer from "conflicted personality" disorder.......................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I printed this for my boss, he won't get it.:hair:
     
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    Nice. There's more to this supply chain story though. I'll see if I can add to this tale with a Purchasing POV.
     
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    The funny thing is.........I am an Engineer. But I am at 43.5 degrees north latitude, soon to be at 44 deg. Managers, they're the worst.:whistle:
     
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