What's up today (bullchiting) thread.

Your way was not standard.

That hose clamp should tighten just fine with a pink screwdriver...

 

Yes...

 

The version of the same joke that I've heard is about a guy who takes a boat fishing out early in the morning. Comes back around noon for a nap but leaves all the fishing gear in the boat.

Wife takes the boat out to catch some sun, read a book, and just relax while on the water. Next thing you know, DNR stops by and sees all the fishing gear and wants to see her fishing license.............."Well then, I'm going to give you a ticket since you have all the equipment needed for fishing with no license".

She tells him that she's gonna charge him with sexual assault....since he has all the equipment needed....


Something like that.

 

I have see those on the Internet in adds or maybe tv and in magazines. I want one as a toy. No idea if they work?

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Well....car is spending the night in the garage

 

A week of rain predicted but we have been able to get out and walk every morning so far and not got rained on. campinspecter managed to go out and get a load of firewood before we got a downpour. He is hoping to deliver it to Mom's today before we get more rain. Our daughter and son-in-law are camping out at a beach this weekend. I think it is going to be damp and cold. They are hoping to get in some surf kayaking in.

Our school leaving ceremony is this weekend as well. I hope the rain holds off for the picture on the front stairs of the school. In all the years the picture has been taken, there has been very little rain at that moment.

 

Are you talking about a BB in a small BB gun shoots farther or are you talking about a small BB gun shooting salt shoots farther than that gun

 

Has it been grounded?

 

damm dog was lethargic and throwing up for a day and a half. Last night there was blood in his crap.....couldn't have happened BEFORE the vet closed, right? Off the animal er to get screwed. $4k for surgery because he had bloat. They intubated him before, but got nothing out. Figured there must be a blockage....no blockage found, just a big bloated stomach.

 

She's at least asking for a slap, gonna have a bill more expensive than the car cost.....

Granted.....we only paid 1K for the car....

 

Yep, they cost ya money one way or the other.

 

Purdy much, Unless you turn them into an outhouse....

 

Sorry to hear that, Mwalsh9152. They always seem to get sick on a weekend or at night. $4k is one heck of bill for surgery.

Boomer is starting to return to his normal self. He’s walking around more and can get up stairs and jump on the sofa. We will know in another day or two what the story is.

 

damm, man.....sorry to hear that

 

Thanks guys.

Last night I actually paid $6k, but thankfully that was worst case scenario, and I'm getting 2k back.

That PITA better earn his keep and kill an intruder or something.

 

That dog is kneecapping your bank account! Is he beloved by all ( except you)?