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Salad For Dinner.........

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  1. TurboDiesel

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    I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"

    "Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.

    I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."
     
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    :heidi::heidi::heidi::heidi::heidi::heidi::heidi::heidi:................................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    You sir just went on a see food diet...and probably not gon be seein much at the house anytime soon...:picard:
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    Wow, that's scary.
     
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    Thanks for the tip, I'll be buying Ramen stocks tomorrow.
    ...let me know when I should sell..... :salute:
     
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    Did you barrow Rottiman’s joke book?
     
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    Ha! I thought the same thing
     
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    ..............it ain't no joke here lads. Happens on a almost daily basis. We have one detector that is super sensitive, so just the heat from opening the oven door launches it.............but thanks for thinking about me........:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    We must have the same one.
    It's 30 feet away and goes off with the oven door opening.
     
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    Actually have 2 of the same model but only one is super sensitive...............
     
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    So thats what a "TRUE VEGAN" looks like........................:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Find a "safe space" for it......then leave it there.:whistle:
     
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    Why couldn't he have been a she. It would have been much more appetizing.
     
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    One too many carrots! :D
     
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    .....naturally.....
    Hey yooperdave, what say you?:whistle:
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    Yup, seems to me we had one of those "He/She" on here for awhile........just no shame......:picard:
     
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